31 December (Part 3) - The BAFTAs
In a look back at the past year Bonkers presents the Bexley Awards For Tyrannical Activity.
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Best Fiction Councillor Katie Perrior for her rags to riches story of an impoverished single mum who metamorphosed into a high flying businesswoman and media mogul. Link Best ActorCouncillor Colin Campbell for his superb portrayal of an innocent businessman in a court room drama. Link Best Supporting ActorCouncillor James Hunt for playing second fiddle to Jasper the dog. Link Most advanced use of CGICouncillor Peter Craske for his industry leading exploitation of Car Generated Income. Link Best short dramaEx-Mayor Val Clark for her pièce de resistance, the eleven minute public question time. Link Best fantasyCouncillor Melvin Seymour for his totally incredible production ‘Post dog faeces through the letterbox’. Link |
Best Sound Recording Councillor Linda Bailey for her superb recording of Bexley council’s motto “I can do what I like”. Link Best ScriptThe Constitution Committee for its masterful use of language which blocked every hole in a complex plot. Link Best DirectionCouncillor Peter Catterall for his re-imagining of that old favourite, the public library saga. Link Best TravelogueCouncillor Teresa O’Neill for her exploration of darkest Sussex; ‘Flackley my dear, I do not give a damn’. Link Best AnimationCouncillor Munir Malik for brightly coloured fast moving criticism of every council blockbuster. Link |