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24 December - Doom mongering

It has been said here before but to my mind the only reason to keep Bonkers going is to give a bit of publicity to what goes on at Council meetings and once again I have to report there will not be one for another three weeks. Do they have fewer than used to be the case?

An email this morning said that Bonkers is “a goldmine of valuable information” and maybe it is in historical terms, When I look back at it it is almost beyond belief that Bexley Conservatives, supported by corrupt officialdom and bent policemen, could be as dishonest as they clearly were. It was one scandal after another; but not any more leaving Bonkers struggling and some might say floundering

PopularityIt is rather disappointing that Council meeting reports, which can easily take half a day to write, rarely produce a response from any readers there might be. Rants about parking, the Sidcup blockades and yellow box junctions appear to be much more popular.

It would be easy to rant about Keir Starmer’s woeful government and maybe now that Non-Crime Hate Crimes are no longer the police’s premier occupation there is more scope to do so.

Is he really so deluded that he really believes he is improving the state of the country for anyone who goes to work every morning? My tax bill is going up by £594 next year not including the VAT on massively increased prices.

The population is clearly nuts; while Starmer has an approval rating of -54% the tit whispering Green leader David Paulden (a.k.a. Zack Polanski) tops the league table at only -6%. His policies are nothing short of 100% lunacy.

Ed Davey, a man who keeps failing to drown himself in wet publicity stunts is at -9%. Kemi Badenoch, undermined by innumerable wets, is in third place at -32%. Ditch the wets Kemi.

Despite not holding back on criticism of Labour nationally and generally going against local Labour MPs, all my Christmas greetings from political sources were from Labour people.

As much as I despise Starmer and his cronies, and this morning’s Christmas message was vomit inducing, all the Labour Councillors in Bexley appear to be decent human beings. I am not so sure about some of the Tories.

It looks like my forecast that Kier Starmer would only last 18 months will be wrong. A calamity for the country except that, impossible though it might seem, the party has no one better.

 

22 December (Part 2) - Who tells porkies?

PorkiesAs I have said many times before, Council finances are not my strong point so Councillor Leaf’s long explanation of how Bexley is being hard done by by Government again was not quite good enough for me. However I do have an occasional correspondent who used to work in a Council Finance Department. Who better to ask?

Apparently the new source of funding replaces the old which is why you have to look further than the Labour Government’s headline grant. It is as I suspected all tied up with an assumed maximum Council Tax increase and my financial correspondent sums it up by saying “there is no new money tree and Leaf [as usual] is on the ball. The Labour story is simply absurd.”

That will do for me.

 

22 December (Part 1) - Sidcup shut again

My Monday trip to Bromley saw me in Sidcup High Street at ten to seven this morning. The only hold up had been the dust cart in Foots Cray Lane but traffic was light and therefore the delay was minimal. Then I got to Elm Road and with no prior warning found it completely closed. So straight over at the lights and down some back streets. Five minutes wait behind yet another dust cart and then High Street and The Green. I can only just squeeze through the totally unnecessary width restrictor so it is not my usual route.

Once again, pity the poor bus drivers. How many routes would be on diversion? I saw a 321 using The Green a week ago. If The Green is wide enough for a double deck bus in one direction why the width restriction going the other way? Bexley Council and the traffic department in particular truly are Bonkers.
 

 

21 December - Is the grant up or down. What is the truth of it?

The Labour MP for Bexleyheath claimed on X that the Labour Government is going to increase its grant to Bexley Council by £43·8 million. David Leaf the Conservative Leader in Bexley put out a long X thread explaining why the extra money was smoke and mirrors. As anyone who has seen Keir Starmer’s lips move will know, the default position of the Labour party is to lie and lie and lie again. However Bexley’s Conservatives are not exactly known for their truthfulness although to be fair, Councillor Leaf has never been accused of lying on Bonkers and probably that is not about to change.

Nevertheless, despite David’s long explanation I have been unable to work out exactly how Bexley’s grant has been reduced. I think it may be something to do with the estimate of Council Tax receipts but I am not sure. Core Spending Power being up is not the same as an increased Government grant.

You will have to expand the right hand image to have any chance of reading it,
Labour claim Tory figures

 

19 December - Bexley Council. Incompetent or malicious?

Sidcup chaosWhy is Sidcup so uniquely punished by road works? It is more than 20 years since I took my son there to look at the traffic chaos. He was at the time employed by the Transport Research Laboratory and now advises on safety issues worldwide; China last month, the EU this and the USA in January. He said whoever designed and approved Elm Road was either incompetent or malicious.

My recollection is that Elm Road was one traffic light after another and they were taken away once the incompetence was proven beyond doubt.

The High Street was revamped in 2014 with fancy pale blocks which soon looked grubby and collapsed under the weight of traffic. Designed by clowns and someone eventually has to fix them.

The High Street was resurfaced fewer than two months ago and immediately afterwards its junction with Station Road/Elm Road was dug up again. It was being dug up again this morning causing tail backs to the hospital.

Next month, as first noted in October, Thames Water is going to bring Sidcup to a halt again for 16 months. This morning I spotted yet another sign at the end of The Green announcing another High Street closure on or from (I was driving and didn’t get to read it all) 5th January.

P.S. And at 6 a.m. 20th December the radio has just announced that Elm Road is closed completely.
According to a notice posted by Sidcup BID the High Street will be closed from Monday 5th to January 17th from 21:00 to 04:00. So not too bad.

 

16 December (Part 2) - How to fix Bexley’s traffic problems

Fifteen years ago, as noted yesterday, Bexley Council paid the transport consultants Parsons Brinkerhoff four million pounds to fix the borough’s road traffic problems. Obviously it was money down a blocked drain.

Having been engaged with my new regime of four return trips to Bromley each week for two whole months I feel I must be well qualified to offer my transport advice for free. Not four million pounds, not even twenty grand a month to keep their cinema alive after the owner went bust. Free.

There is of course an element of tongue in cheekedness about what follows but traffic delays are a serious problem which affects us all and the economy of the borough.

My journeys are all at peak hours and at this time of the year that means in darkness. Bromley is always busy in the same place every single day. There is always congestion where Bexley meets Bromley at the Queen Mary Hospital roundabout but it is short lived. Once the road drops down from two to one lane progress may be slow but it is steady.

Bexley on the other hand has random gridlock and the problem is multi-faceted. We have a Highways Department which is headed by a man prepared to lie to cover the tomfoolery of his political masters. I don’t need to repeat the Transport Research Laboratory story that resulted in the creation of Bonkers do I? More recently the same team came up with the crazy AW1 controlled Parking Zone, some of which makes no sense whatsoever. And the Cabinet Member didn’t notice because he lives in Bexley Village.

Penhill Road we know was designed with traffic aggravation in mind. Everyone will have forgotten but during the time of the Labour administration the big roundabout just south of the A2 underpass near Danson Park was improved to benefit traffic flow but in 2007 under the Conservatives the exit from Penhill Road was reduced from two to one lane for little benefit to pedestrians and by so doing causes regular massive tail backs and making the SL3 Express bus route something of a joke.

It’s not just my view; one of the Highways people emailed me at the weekend describing them as ‘clowns’.

New RoadSome of the congestion one sees is created by idiot drivers some of whom I assume passed their driving test in Mogadishu. I like to be courteous on the road especially towards bus drivers who are attacked daily by Bexley Council and deserve better. A few days ago I stopped at the top of the steep straight part of New Road to allow a bus a clear run up the hill while his side was obstructed by parked cars. Someone overtook me and headed straight into the path of the bus which was forced into a small gap in the line of parked cars. WTF as they say. Mogadishu or Calcutta presumably?

Speaking of New Road, the ‘clowns’ redesigned the junction with Abbey Road a few years ago such that most double deckers mount the kerb when heading towards Bexleyheath. There is plenty of pavement space; why doesn’t Bexley Council fix it?

New Road The image above is of one of Bexleyְ’s perpetual holes. New Road again. This one has been opened up three times over just a few weeks.

As noted before, too many drivers don’t indicate at roundabouts or anywhere else, and far too many have faulty lights or even none at all. At least they probably don’t park on the wrong side of the road with headlights on. Car crushing seems reasonable to me. Second offence, driver included.

Pedestrians in black clothing cross the road within yards of a proper crossing. A mother and two children in Brampton Road only yesterday. Immediate Social Services investigation please.

Monday morning journeys are particularly bad because the Country Style truck goes up and down Footscray Lane stopping alongside as many pedestrian refuges as it can. The homeward queue can extend all the way back to Rectory Lane in Sidcup. There is no one at Bexley Council with the brains to keep the trucks on minor roads until 9:30. They would rather wreck the borough’s economy.

Parking should be severely restricted on all A roads. Delays are very often due to idiots who park legally in silly places. Absolutely no parking except in off peak hours on straight roads which have a minimum of two carriageways in each direction. The same should apply to designated B roads which are also bus routes. It would be just another way of reducing car ownership which every politician appears to favour. So why not?

I actually got slightly lost on my journey home from Bromley recently. There was a diversion so I decided on Avenue Road rather than Brampton Road. It was close to midnight and with no traffic and a faded yellow box to mark the turning I missed it. To get back on course I found two width restrictors over a weak railway bridge in just one direction. WTF again. Do we really need a restriction to protect a bridge from people driving in the wrong direction of what is in effect a one way street?

Oh, I forgot. Mogadishu again. I don’t think he reads Bonkers but I have a friend who is a driving instructor. He has boat people on his books. I didn’t dare ask who is paying.

If/when Reform UK takes over in Bexley in only six months time there will be plenty of work for them to do.

 

16 December (Part 1) - Sainsbury’s is useless again

MorrisonsI have not been having much luck with shopping. I picked up twenty quid’s worth of gluten free stuff in Morrisons and the exorbitantly priced biscuits came up as Mince Pies for another ninety pence. No one available to fix it so I walked out.

Yesterday in Sainsbury’s Bexleyheath I only needed milk and tea but the machine said the milk I scanned and put on the tray was the wrong item. I made a move to walk out but the assistant came and pressed some buttons. The machine then asked for £5·10 and I put the exact money, six coins, into the slot and it all came tumbling out. Tried again; same thing. So took the money and walked out empty handed.

Went to Sainsbury’s Abbey Wood for the milk this morning and picked up four Nectar reduced items while there. Milk scanned OK and I noted it came up as £2·55, 15 pence more expensive than Lidl.

Gluten Free bread complained I had not put it in tray. Eventually got some attention and assistant said I had not scanned the milk. I asked her how I knew it was £2·55 if the machine had not recognised it. No answer.

Nectar discount was not applied to two items so had to fetch same assistant. She said she could not apply the discount and went to speak to someone else. I was then marched down to look at the price ticket. Assistant then dealt with two other enquiries before pressing many buttons on my self-service scanner and the reduced price was eventually applied to my bill.

The machine then said the milk had not been scanned. I gave up and walked out. No problem in Lidl and I saved 15 pence.

There is a big banner in Sainsbury’s about products being price matched to Aldi. Is that an invitation to go there? Unfortunately none within walking distance of home.

 

15 December - Sidcup has a Castle

The ill-fated Sidcup cinema reopened on Friday and someone who went to see Wicked: For Good reported that his was one of three family groups who had together swollen Sidcup High Street’s footfall by 33%.

In an attempt to offer support and to check if the Castle Group presented films any better than the Really Local Group - like matting the screen to the appropriate aspect ratio for example - I asked a friend if she fancied a rare trip to the cinema but after being given the go ahead I found that there are no films listed after this Wednesday. I suppose you must learn to walk before you run.

Castle Group has a track record of running successful small cinemas so probably a better bet than the last operator. A pity that Bexley Council didn’t find them four years ago.
Castle Group
@tonyofsidcup has been trying to find out what Cabinet Member Munir meant when he said that the failed Really Useful Grouo had been subjected to vigorous due diligence but relevant documentary information is difficult to come by.

Presumably you put out a tender to contract and any instructions and guidance that might entail, Examine the (only?) response and see if it meets the usual green and woke agenda that all Councils follow and hope that real demand meets the operator’s optimism.

What due diligence is never likely to reveal is whether or not the operator is a fantasist. Presumably the Cabinet Member who pushed it through was determined to do so and exercised the same degree of care and poor judgment as he did when awarding Parsons Brinckerhoff a four million pound contract to fix the borough’s roads - whatever became of that? - and aiming obscenities at residents which resulted in his arrest.

The £4m. contract was said not to exist but the Press Release proved otherwise.

 

13 December - Widespread waste

Contaminated bin Overflowing bin Overflowing binI have been banging on about this for more than four years, before Country Style took over from Serco anyway.

The big paper bin across the road from me has always had a damaged hinge such that the lid cannot be locked. It may not have been delivered in that condition but it was certainly like it from within a few weeks of installation.

It is quite useful for getting rid of large cartons (32 Amazon parcels to my address in November!) but unfortunately it is abused by residents who either cannot read English or do not understand Civic responsibility - or both. Last month someone deposited a demolished bathroom on top of a valuable load of Amazon boxes etc. (Photo 1, 17th November) It was mentioned here on 17th November.

The bathroom was soon buried by more cardboard (Photo 2, 10th December) because Country Style cannot be bothered to empty the bin often enough but yesterday a large Transit style van turned up at six in the morning and as far as I could see in the dark, the crew was sorting through the contents of the bin and took the old bathroom away.

The bin was left uncontaminated and half full of paper and cardboard. (Photo 3, 13th December.) Excellent apart from the fact that they left a single Christmas card envelope lying on the ground. One with my name on it!

Can that dawn raid be proof that someone at Country Style reads Bonkers? How else would they know that broken tiles lay under the Cornflakes box?

I have a vague recollection of reading somewhere that a contaminated bin or fly tip costs, on average, around £300 to sort out. How much do replacement large bins cost? No idea, but it cannot be more than the constant need to attend to a bin with a broken hinge several times a year.

It may not seem much, but waste on this scale repeated across the borough will be costing taxpayers a fortune. All it needs is a handyman with a few tools to fix the thing. And a manager with a brain.


A few older bin blogs

26th April 2021
9th August 2021
30th November 2021
19th January 2022
21st January 2022
16th February 2022
27th February 2022
27th May 2022

 

11 December - In a flap over flag waving

Cross Someone who claims Council connections and who clearly doesn’t like overt displays of patriotism wrote to me claiming that there has been a bit of a bust up among Bexley Conservatives under their new Leader David Leaf. The dispute was over the flags that adorn many of Bexley’s streets.

It is said, rightly or wrongly, I do not know for sure, that Councillor Leader Leaf wanted to have the flags removed but his colleagues, Councillors Davey and Brooks in particular, were having none of it.

I am inclined to think my informant is an extreme lefty because she claims the flags were put up by Tommy Robinson and he and his supporters are “cretins”.

Personally I am somewhere in the middle on this. I cannot see how the display of national symbols can be intrinsically wrong. let alone cretinous, and felt that the Labour Group’s Press Release was a concerted attempt at electoral suicide in Bexley but at the same time, after two or three months of flag waving, there is no denying that they are looking tired and tatty and their time must have passed.

That is why I removed the St. George’s Cross from the Bonkers Banner about ten days ago.

Now I would be happy enough to see the street flags gone, i.e. I am just a little inclined towards David Leaf but regard money spent on their removal as a very big waste, which arguably edges me towards the Labour camp

 

10 December - Bexley Council wants DLR to go to Belvedere but once voted against it!

On Murky Depths there is a new feature on the planned DLR extension to Thamesmead linked to Bexley Council’s most recent plea for a DLR extension to Belvedere. It is probably fair to say that the author regards the Thamesmead plan as less than ideal and maybe not a sensible expenditure at all; but even sillier would be the further extension to Belvedere that Bexley Council advocates.

It is not a new idea and first reported here nearly 13 years ago when then Cabinet Member Councillor Peter Craske said “it would be great if the DLR could be extended to Bexley”.

In 2015, before the benefits of the Elizabeth Line became apparent, Peabody surveyed its residents and found that they were keen on getting the DLR into Thamesmead. Probably everyone offered a new transport facility will say yes please impulsively. The same month brought a report that Greenwich Council was pushing for the DLR to be extended to Thamesmead.

A year later Labour Councillor Stefano Borella welcomed a DLR extension but former Bexley Cabinet Member Alex Sawyer said that extending the DLR was not nearly as important as securing a river crossing. Bexley Council was not formally told of the extension.

Another year went by and Bexley Council produced its Growth Strategy. It wanted the DLR to go all the way to Bexleyheath. Peabody said that an extension to Thamesmead would fundamentally change the town centre.


Amendment Five years ago Bexley Council forgot all about its campaign to ensure that Bexley would have no river crossings (Don’t let the bridge back in) and instead put forward a Motion calling for them. The Labour Group wanted it to be amended to include the DLR to Belvedere.

In an act of political stupidity the Conservatives voted it down. They didn’t want to vote in favour of extending the DLR even though their Growth Strategy required it.

Almost needless to say, Bexley Conservatives put out a Tweet claiming that Labour was against improved transport links even though they were in favour of more than the Tories were!

Last year, when the Council Leader pleaded for a DLR extension “to Belvedere or even further” she was backed by the Labour Group.

Index to DLR related blogs.

 

9 December - No Transport for London Bexleyheath

Three weeks ago a correspondent raised the issue of the 301 bus terminating in Arnsberg Way, Bexleyheath and not Market Place (see map below) as advertised by TfL in timetables and on board the buses themselves. The following postbag suggested that local bus services are not felt to be reliable in terms of wait time intervals.

The termination excuses offered by TfL were ill-informed but they do seem to have solved the issue of a bus timetabled to terminate at Market Place most often finishing on Arnsberg Way. They have named the Arnsberg Way stop Market Place contrary to what every map proclaims. TfL calls the stops in Market Place, Clock Tower which is fair enough but that doesn’t transfer Market Place to Arnsberg Way.

Bus broken down in BexleyheathToday I was on a 301 which got to Bexleyheath at 10:15. The Arnsberg Way waiting area was already occupied and the 301 could not exit Chapel Road because there were too many buses squeezed into the Geddes Place waiting area (Photo 3 below) over-spilling into Geddes Place itself and blocking it. Arnsberg Way was gridlocked in a westerly direction by buses that could not get to Clock Tower and some car drivers were doing what Bexley drivers too often do. Bypass the queue by Ignoring the Keep Left signs.

The driver of the B11 in front of ‘my’ 301 while it was stuck in Geddes Place got out of his cab and guided his passengers to safety from the middle of the road because his bus was unable to go anywhere else. The 422 driver (Photo 1 below) did much the same thing

Eventually my 301 found a stopping place where normally the only bus would be the 96 to Bluewater. The problem then became clear. The Clock Tower stops were full of buses (Photo 2 below timed at 10:21) with hazard lights flashing because a 96 headed for Woolwich had broken down (Photo above) right on the corner with Friswell Road thereby blocking it and the entire bus terminal totally.

Broken down buses are fast becoming the norm.

It was still chaos when I returned to the Clock Tower half an hour later. (Note time and the same B12 still stuck in Photo 5 below.) Thank goodness for the SL3 to Thamesmead which doesn’t go anywhere near the Clock Tower.

A lady observing the situation opined that she had always thought that whoever designed Bexleyheath’s bus terminals must have been absolutely mad and it was never going to work efficiently. Maybe that was TfL and not one of the incompetents in Watling Street.

Bus chaos in Bexleyheath Bus chaos in Bexleyheath Bus chaos in Bexleyheath Bus chaos in Bexleyheath Bus chaos in Bexleyheath

Map

Note five bus icons within a short distance of each other. The 301 normally terminates at the Arnsberg Way icon in top right corner of map.

 

8 December - D Notice

Defiance
Ye Olde Leather Bottle rubbish Ye Olde Leather Bottle rubbishHadley Road is barely a stone’s throw from the site of Ye Olde Leather Bottle, once Bexley’s oldest pub and now Bexley Council’s longest standing monument to friends in high places.

While in Hadley Road yesterday I checked to see if there were any developments following the expiry of the Community Protection Notice in September which ordered the site owner to, among other things, remove the rubbish and restore the public footpath. Bexley Council has already refused to say what it has done about what looks like an act of defiance and observations suggest they have continued to do nothing about enforcement.

Diligence
When Labour Leader Stefano Borella suggested at November’s Cabinet meeting that the due diligence process on the StoryTeller cinema might have been done better it didn’t seem to be a contentious statement at all. Going bust within two years must surely indicate that something could have been done better but the Cabinet Member said that such thoughts were an insult to his staff.

Never one to leave an opportunity for probing the depths of Council failures, @tonyofsidcup enquired as to exactly what the StoryTeller’s “very strict and vigorous due diligence” entailed. Early indications are that nothing exists in written form. Not all that vigorous then.

Stef’s suspicions may well be fully justified.

Divergence
This is pure trivia but maybe worth recording. Since personal circumstances changed and compelled me to drive to Bromley and back four times a week, today was the first time there were no diversions in either direction since the first trip on 17th October. How long will that last?

 

7 December - Highwaymen

Abbey Road, BelvedereWhilst I and everyone I know, is pleased with Bexley Council’s AW1 CPZ introduced last September, the fact remains that it was designed by a madman. Residents of the Priory Gardens estate (a long strip squeezed between Abbey Road, Belvedere and the railway line) are the happiest because every single one of them has their own off street parking space and a Residents’ Parking Permit becomes an entirely voluntary payment. They also benefit from their roads no longer being blocked by Liz line commuters and the silence brought about by drivers no longer cruising up and down the roads all day looking for a parking space.

That doesn’t change the fact that the CPZ was designed by a madman. The 1984 planning permission for 319 dwellings allowed only three entry points from Abbey Road into Priory Gardens which resulted in a plethora of cul-de-sacs. About 14 of them according to Google maps and every single one of them is yellow lined differently. Some fully restricted, some not at all and many being partially restricted. In some cases one might imagine a reason such as sight lines on a corner or dropped kerbs but basically the whole thing is a mess.

Another oddity is that if one drives from Abbey Wood towards Erith, all the roads on the left have signs to indicate that those side roads are part of a CPZ whilst those on the right, principally Elstree Gardens and Kingswood Avenue, do not although individual parking bays are suitably marked.


Wheels on footpathOne has to feel sorry for the residents of Elstree Gardens because their houses were not built with car parking in mind. Some car owners are driven to acts of desperation and risk getting a fine for pavement parking. (Photo left.)

A resident living close by has drawn my attention to Hadley Road which I confess in all my 39 years of passing it I had never noticed. It is a cul-de-sac off Kingswood Avenue. For some wondrous reason it has a CPZ warning notice at the entry point (Photo 1 below) and a complementary one on the reverse (Photo 2) to indicate you are leaving the Residents’ Parking Zone. Except of course you are not.

Right opposite Hadley Road (Photo 3 below) is a sign saying that you are still within a Residents’ Parking Permit area. The sign may be hard to see in Photo 3, hence Photo 4. Note the post box and Land Rover to prove that they are one and the same.

Maybe there is some subtle difference in law between a CPZ as it applies to Priory Gardens and Hadley Road but not the Parking Permit Zone which apples to Elstree Gardens and Hadley Road AND Priory Gardens. If so it must be designed to confuse drivers and me.

Or it may just be that Bexley Council’s Highways Department is staffed by madmen. I imagine that most of Bexley’s pot hole dodgers will be inclined to think that it is the latter.

One might also ask why commuters may not park in the free bays alongside Lesnes Abbey any more. It is not a residential area and the only imaginable advantage is that two buses can now pass each other which previously they did not dare to do but Bexley Council can hardly claim credit for that when it was them that narrowed Abbey Road back in 2009 in order to create as much danger as possible. And in the process created Bexley-is-Bonkers.

Insanity is the way of life in Bexley's Highways department.

Hadley Road CPZ entry notice Hadley Road CPZ exit notice Elstree Gardens opposite Hadley Road Elstree Gardens opposite Hadley Road

 

4 December - Massive investment in Bexley’s roads

Conservative Manifesto 2022At a time when the road disruption in Bexley has become absolutely horrendous and due to get worse in the New Year, (Station Road, Sidcup to be closed for a whole year) it is perhaps not too trivial to query what the Conservatives meant by their 2022 Manifesto promise to “invest in services and adopt new and innovative modes of working on road repairs”. See insert for the unedited version.

JCB MachineHave they bought one of JCB’s innovative pot hole detecting and instant repairing machines?

Unfortunately not; the new investment in technology was in dash cams and a couple of mobile phones.

The bill hasn’t quite reached three thousand pounds since 2022. Probably less than the cost of following up mischievous FixMyStreet reports from an under-occupied MP.

With thanks to @tonyofsidcup and his relentless FOIs. No wonder Bexley Council wanted him to be declared vexatious.

 

3 December - Every day sees a new traffic calamity in Bexley, South East London’s centre for road idiocy

Bexley Village shut againBexleyְ’s cretinous Head of Highways has authorised Thames Water to close Brampton Road at a point just south of the King Harold’s Way/Okehampton Crescent roundabout.

It is in exactly the same place that Thames Water caused chaos for a week in April last year. Obviously yet another case of Thames Water doing a bad repair job in the first place.

Bexley Council must have known that Greenwich Council had closed the road north of that junction and it wasn’t due to reopen until next Friday. Everyone who drives around the borough must know that Bexley Council is run by lunatics with no shame. Most of all I pity the bus drivers who have had to learn yet another diversionary route. (†)

Fortunately Greenwich finished resurfacing their section of the road a couple of days early. I was optimistic that I might just once have a diversion free journey to Bromley on Friday - but I had forgotten that Sidcup High Street has been dug up too.

On Monday I considered a big diversion via Bexley Village to avoid the 25 minute hold up that occurs around Cleeve Park School, that well known academy for legless children. Maybe it is as well that I didn’t head off to Bexley because the village was closed by gas works. Again.

† A friend told me this morning that he was on a diverted bus that took the wrong turning after which the driver simply didn’t know where to go. A passenger had to stand at the front and guide him towards his destination.

 

2 December - Bexley Council is the biggest Story Teller of all

StoryTeller door notice News Shopper report News Shopper reportBonkers has been saying for some time now that the amount of money the Council has been lavishing on its ambition to reopen its cinema disaster The Day After Tomorrow indicates that there cannot be any refurbishment because even a sum in excess of £100,000 is not nearly enough to re-equip three screens. My dream of IMAX laser projection and Dolby Atmos is dashed.

@tonyofsidcup queried the refurbishment claim and received an immediate reply. “With regard to the renovations, I’m not sure where that narrative has come from. I understand there were some works required, but these were very minor.”

This from the man in charge of the project!

The refurbishment story came from the notice plastered over the cinema’s front door and the Council’s Press Releases to the News Shopper (see enlarged images above) and others. Maybe I misheard the Cabinet Member when he said he was a cinema buff, bluff may have been his claim.

 

1 December - How to dodge most of Rachel Reeves property taxes

65 Dale Road, CrayfordIf you live in a band F or higher house and await being impoverished by our crooked Chancellor you might consider these social houses being flogged off by housing associations in Bexley.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169421585#/?channel=RES_BUY - Dale Road, Crayford
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169708481#/?channel=RES_BUY - Ellenborough Road, Sidcup
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169708478#/?channel=RES_BUY - Ellenborough Road, Sidcup
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169421624#/?channel=RES_BUY - Ladbrooke Crescent, Sidcup
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169383524#/?channel=RES_BUY - Maiden Lane, Crayford
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169708520#/?channel=RES_BUY - Pembury Crescent, Sidcup
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/169708526#/?channel=RES_BUY - Pembury Crescent, Sidcup

Note: Following the discovery of link errors within the cumulative list of addresses that appears on all recent reports of Housing Association sales and auctions it has been subjected to extensive revision.

Instead of individual reports carrying their own unique list of cumulative addresses there is now a single easier to maintain list which is automatically repeated at the foot of every such report. This means that old reports will include the latest data.

Ellenborough Road Ellenborough Road

191 Maiden Lane, Erith 191 Maiden Lane, Erith
191 Maiden Lane, Erith 191 Maiden Lane, Erith



List of auctioned Housing Association addresses with links to original blogs. Hover over address for date. (Revised 1st December 2025.)

 

Bexley
30 Bourne Mead - £165,000
2 Eynsford Crescent - £190,000
15 Marden Crescent - £300,000
Pengarth Road - £160+,000
34 Pengarth Road - £300,000
53 Pengarth Road - £310,000
Rye Close - £320,000
44 Stansted Crescent - £170,000
44 Stanstead Crescent - £140,000
Bexleyheath
Grove Road - £145,000
94 Halcot Avenue - £195,000
121 Halcot Avenue - £210,000
33 Oakhouse Road - £360,000
Parkside Avenue - £260,000
80 Pelham Road - £260,000
Crayford
Crayford Road - £270,000
Dale End - £139,000
1 Dale Road - £295,000
38 Dale Road - £270,000
65 Dale Road - £295,000
60 Heath Road - £249,000
83 Heath Road - £260,000
22B Iron Mill Lane - £275,000
179 Iron Mill Lane - 155,000
187 Iron Mill Lane - £135,000
235 Iron Mill Lane - £320,000
176 Maiden Lane - £255,000
191 Maiden Lane - £160,000
191 Maiden Lane - £160,000 (2nd auction)
206 Maiden Lane - £250,000
230 Maiden Lame - £250,000
234 Maiden Lane - £250,000
234 Maiden Lane - £175,000
4 Medway Road - £210,000
4 Medway Road - £270,000
4 Medway Road - £225,000
Russell Close - £155,000
44 Stansted Crescent - £170,000
20 Stour Road - £205,000
Erith
21 Athol Road - £220,000
Hilden Drive - £285,000
52 Jennington Road - £250,000
Springhead Road - £255,000
Sidcup
Burnham Road - £190,000
11 Diana Close - £275,000
Ellenborogh Road - £149,000
Ellenborogh Road - £155,000
Ellenborough Road - £269,000
5 Ellenborough Road - £210,000
63 Foots Cray Road - £325,000
2-48 Heron Crescent - Not priced
Ladbrooke Crescent - £220,000
Maddocks Close - £255,000
50 Mallard Walk, £180,000
Maylands Drive - £320,000
56 Maylands Drive - £200,000
56 Maylands Drive - £180,000
17 Partridge Road - £300,000
Pembury Crescent - £129,000
Pembury Crescent - £135,000
30 St. Andrew’s Road - £240,000
Welling
29 Beal Close - £250,000
19 Berwick Road - £275,000
39 Burnell Avenue - £300,000
18 Burnell Avenue - £280,000
79 Darenth Road - £275,000
47 Denton Road - £145,000
17 Ridley Road - £235,000
77 Tyrell Road - £290,000
2 Wycliffe Close - £310,000


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